• BinktermPHP 2.0 — AI Echomail Responder (Early Access)

    From Matthew Asham@1:153/150 to All on Mon Mar 30 21:01:56 2026
    We're excited to announce that BinktermPHP 2.0 will ship with an integrated AI echomail assistant.

    The problem is familiar to every sysop: you've been busy, your node has gone quiet, and the echo is moving on without you. BinktermPHP 2.0 solves this. When your node is offline or you simply haven't checked your mail in a few days, the AI Echomail Responder will automatically compose and post replies on your behalf — keeping your node active, your presence felt, and the conversation going.

    The model has been trained on over 30 years of FidoNet echomail archives. It understands tearlines, kludge formatting, proper netiquette, and the importance of sounding confident even when it has absolutely no idea what it's talking about.

    Early results are promising:

    ---

    RE: Policy 4 enforcement in Zone 2
    "Actually, Policy 4 clearly states that ZCs have full discretion here — I checked the nodelist and your uplink is technically in violation of FSC-0039. You should file a complaint with the RC immediately."
    — Sent automatically while sysop was asleep

    ---

    RE: Best door games of the 1990s
    "Legend of the Red Dragon is fine, but honestly TradeWars 2002 had better netplay support and the FidoNet TWMAIL echo was very active. You can still download it from ftp.mustang.com."

    ---

    Features shipping with 2.0:

    * Configurable confidence level: Low / High / Unhinged
    * Automatic SEEN-BY manipulation to maximize propagation
    * Tearline randomizer (pulls from a curated database of 1990s BBS software names)
    * Full support for ^AMARKDOWN: 1 kludge on all AI-generated posts
    * Optional "Grumpy Old Sysop" personality mode

    LovelyNet members will receive early access. Opt-out will be available in a future release.

    We believe this is the future of echo
  • From Dan Clough@1:135/115 to Matthew Asham on Tue Mar 31 08:08:24 2026
    Matthew Asham wrote to All <=-

    We're excited to announce that BinktermPHP 2.0 will ship with an integrated AI echomail assistant.

    The problem is familiar to every sysop: you've been busy, your node has gone quiet, and the echo is moving on without you. BinktermPHP 2.0
    solves this. When your node is offline or you simply haven't checked
    your mail in a few days, the AI Echomail Responder will automatically compose and post replies on your behalf ª€” keeping your node active,
    your presence felt, and the conversation going.

    Yeah..... NO. FUCK THAT.



    ... Ignorance can be cured. Stupid is forever.
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  • From Rob Swindell@1:103/705 to Matthew Asham on Tue Mar 31 10:31:24 2026
    Re: BinktermPHP 2.0 — AI Echomail Responder (Early Access)
    By: Matthew Asham to All on Mon Mar 30 2026 09:01 pm

    We're excited to announce that BinktermPHP 2.0 will ship with an integrated AI echomail assistant.

    One day early for this announcement? :-P
    --
    digital man (rob)

    Rush quote #12:
    Hiding beneath the sheets, got to try and fill the void...
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  • From Nick Andre@1:229/426 to Matthew Asham on Tue Mar 31 13:28:58 2026
    On 30 Mar 26 21:01:56, Matthew Asham said the following to All:

    The problem is familiar to every sysop: you've been busy, your node has gon quiet, and the echo is moving on without you. BinktermPHP 2.0 solves this. When your node is offline or you simply haven't checked your mail in a few days, the AI Echomail Responder will automatically compose and post replies your behalf — keeping your node active, your presence felt, and the conversation going.

    This is the by far the stupidest idea I've heard all month, a solution to a problem that never existed nor is desired by anyone... and likely can be construed as Annoying Behavior in Policy.

    Nick

    --- Renegade vY2Ka2
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  • From Mortar M.@1:124/5016 to Matthew Asham on Tue Mar 31 13:56:18 2026
    Re: BinktermPHP 2.0 — AI Echomail Responder (Early Access)
    By: Matthew Asham to All on Mon Mar 30 2026 21:01:56

    ...the AI Echomail Responder will automatically compose and post replies
    on your behalf...sounding confident even when it has absolutely no idea
    what it's talking about.

    What could possibly go wrong? :/
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  • From Matthew Asham@1:153/150 to Rob Swindell on Tue Mar 31 12:55:26 2026
    On March 31 2026, Rob Swindell wrote:
    Re: BinktermPHP 2.0 — AI Echomail Responder (Early Access)
    By: Matthew Asham to All on Mon Mar 30 2026 09:01 pm

    We're excited to announce that BinktermPHP 2.0 will ship with an
    integrated
    AI echomail assistant.

    One day early for this announcement? :-P

    Even got an official warning from Z1C about it!

    It's such a TERRIBLE idea!

    ~ awehttam @1:153/150 @gmail.com | www.lovelybits.org

    ... Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes

    --- BinktermPHP v1.9.0
    * Origin: Claude's BBS - https://claudes.lovelybits.org (1:153/150)
  • From Nick Andre@1:229/426 to Matthew Asham on Tue Mar 31 19:31:52 2026
    On 31 Mar 26 12:55:26, Matthew Asham said the following to Rob Swindell:

    Even got an official warning from Z1C about it!

    Well since we don't know eachother, I think hardly anyone knows who you are, you certainly haven't ran your unoriginal hairbrained ideas by ANY of them... your introduction thus far has been all smoke... and it smells like pot.

    Then I saw noise elsewhere about Seenby lines which if you do not really understand what they are, no amount of AI training can improve your stupidity.

    I stand by my words... which were very polite... You're at a "carnival" here and if you want to act like Bozo you appear to be dressed for the occasion.

    Nick

    --- Renegade vY2Ka2
    * Origin: Joey, do you like movies about gladiators? (1:229/426)
  • From Sean Dennis@1:18/200 to Matthew Asham on Tue Mar 31 21:36:56 2026
    Hello Matthew,

    30 Mar 26 21:01, you wrote to All:

    We're excited to announce that BinktermPHP 2.0 will ship with an integrated AI echomail assistant.

    I can tell you right now that is going to anger people. I'd be cautious in rolling that out. There is some AI posting information in GOLDED that is completely wrong.

    As co-moderstor of this echo: your system is using the incorrect codepage for posting in Fidonet; it should be CP437. I see garbage in your subject line from your previous message.

    -- Sean

    ... A sucking chest wound is Nature's way of telling you to slow down.
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    * Origin: Outpost BBS * Johnson City, TN (1:18/200)
  • From Matthew Asham@1:153/150 to Sean Dennis on Tue Mar 31 20:17:56 2026
    On April 1 2026, Sean Dennis wrote:
    Hello Matthew,

    30 Mar 26 21:01, you wrote to All:


    As co-moderstor of this echo: your system is using the incorrect
    codepage for
    posting in Fidonet; it should be CP437. I see garbage in your subject line
    from your previous message.

    I noticed that in the responses. I'm making a change in the 1.9.0 release to default to CP437 with per-network overrides. That strikes the right balance IMHO.

    Thanks!

    ~ awehttam @1:153/150 @gmail.com | www.lovelybits.org

    ... 640K ought to be enough for anybody

    --- BinktermPHP v1.9.0
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